I wanted to blog to have a place to write the witty things I have running through my head…and it took me 20 minutes to come up with a domain name…good start.
Pretty sure I’m just talking to myself here since no one knows I have this yet, but while we’re all here *calling roll* Mel? *yelling back* PRESENT! Ok, good, we’re all here. So, let’s get some things straight.
First, there will be no correcting me in here *eying you* Yes, that means you. I realize it’s hard to take my word for it, when you don’t know me, but I assure you, I’m right (or at least I make a good argument about my wrong-ness). I encourage you to state your opinion, and your case in reply to my thoughts/ideas/rants, but don’t be offended when your idea isn’t accepted with open arms. Remember when your mom said life isn’t fair? Hi, I’m life.
Second, as you probably saw above, I have the amazing ability to create new words (wrong-ness), I will do this often, and at my leisure, so get used to it, or go hang out on dictionary.com with like minded folks. Normally the words I make up make perfect sense, if you’re me.
Third, and possibly last, I don’t know where this blog is going, I may be funny, bitchy (oh, there’s #4, I curse, live with it), happy, upset, mad, or any one of countless emotions. Yes, I’m a female…no, I’m not PMSing – at least not as I write this.
Ok, so all the bases are covered. It’s my blog, I make up cool words, feel free to use them, and this thing has no direction but wherever my cute little mind wants to take it. Enjoy…or click the little “X” up there.